Friday, December 10, 2010

Attention: Ladies

60% of the's all your fault.

I can't begin to tell you how many times I hear women mention, that they are tired of going out to Hollywood clubs and bars, and are constantly harassed by loser guys.

Easy now Rainbow Bright.

Let's examine the whole situation.

I am not, in anyway sticking up for, nor defending how guys act in certain situations, however I would like to make you see things from a guy's point of view (if I may).

Now, a guy (or guys) primarily go out for two reasons, I like to call it: "D&F" (drinking and fucking).

Guys want to go out have a few drinks and have sex by the end of the night (for the most part).

The drinking part always seems to handle itself. It comes very easy for guys to hit the bar and quickly check that off the list.

The having sex part is a bit of a challenge for most men.

You see, most guys aren't that smooth and don't have very much game.

So what usually ends up happening is that they tend to talk about themselves and make shit up on the spot (i.e., "I'm a casting director", "I'm a movie producer", "I'm Brad Pits personal assistant", etc.).

All of this is done in order for women to sleep with us guys by the end of the night.

Now, what makes it really difficult are some of the outfits that you women wear, and how you handle yourselves after you yourselves have a few drinks as well.

The less you wear, the stiffer the shaft in our pants gets, then all the blood in our body rushes in that area, and we tend not to think straight when that happens.

Facts, figures, and simple logic that seem reasonable during day light hours, but seem to go right out the window once guys see a short tight dress with boobs all over the place.

I am not saying cover up completely, "if you've got it flaunt it" is the term my grandmother used to say.

However, understand the fact that guys are going to start becoming a little more aggressive the more drinks they have and the less you are wearing.

A nice tight ass and tits that look like fresh honeydew melons, in a super tight short dress is exactly what I wanna see when I go to a strip-club, but don't be shocked when some guy's fingers starts trying to explore certain areas of your body after he buys you a drink, and strikes up a conversation later.

Women want to dance, have a few drinks and have an attractive, funny guy hold their interest.

While guys want the "D&F", and if they can't get the "F" that I mentioned earlier, then the other "F" word which will happen is a "fight".

Fights usually happen towards the end of the night.

You will never see a fight take place at the beginning of any night (unless its a personal issue between two people with a prior history).

When guys know that they won't be getting any sex at the end of the night, they are forced to masturbate (again), or go to the strip-club (then masturbate later), or hit up the Craig's List "erotic" section to pay a call girl/hooker to finish him off. All of this can drive a guy crazy.

So ladies, I'm just saying....before you begin to tease those guys at the bar inside a nightclub for free drinks, or coke, or your car payment, or whatever the case maybe...just are not dealing with guys who are looking at things rationally.

Cover up the boobs (a little), hike down the skirt (a little), and don't overly tease or play dumb in order to get what you want.

You just never know how some guys act when there is a major lack of blood flow to their brain.

This is one of the best methods to fight off loser guys.

Have fun!

This will be my last post, until my next post.

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