Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Paris & Nicky's Halloween Party?

Did I really get an invite to the "Paris & Nicky Hilton Halloween Party"?

Wow! The things that just always seem show up in my inbox.

Well, for those of you who can't read the Old English lettering on the invite it reads:

"You're Invited to a private party in the hills, for Paris and Nicky's Halloween Party. Going to be an amazing night! Costume Required.

This Friday (October 29th) starting at 9pm. Please RSVP to (insert rsvp person's name here) ASAP at (insert rsvp email address here) or (insert telephone number here).

See you there! Love, Paris & Nicky xoxo"

I wonder if Alexis Neiers and the Hollywood Hills Bling Ring Burglary Group are going? Perhaps they can either score more jewels, or rob all who are in attendance.

Speaking of getting pretty wild, since this is Hollywood, and this party will be taking place in a private house in the hills.....you know what that means: tons of blow!

It's not an official party in the hills unless you have some of Colombia's finest, (or maybe even, Encino's finest) blow to help set the party off right.

Now don't get me wrong XTC, marijuana, special K and meth will more than likely make a few guest appearances, along with some boner meds for the fellas as well.

There will be half naked women dressed like whores (cute fun whores, not the trashy slutty kind), and fellas they will more than likely be underaged or D-list reality stars trying to squeeze out the very last ounce of fame they think they still have (aka Wilmer Valderrama syndrome).

So enjoy all of your Hollywood Halloween events (just remember to avoid Santa Monica & Hollywood Blvds over the weekend...if you are a local you know why).

This will be my last post, until my next post.

1 comment:

  1. why avoid hollywood? I just bought a ticket to Pandora! :( not good?